OSAMA’S LAST GOODBYE
Bin Laden arrived at Saint Peter’s gate.
In his beard was a mighty big grin.
Saint Peter looked down with a serious frown,
“You’re too naughty a man to get in.”
Osama said “Oh, I don’t wanna get in,”
with a wink as he turned about.
“I just thought I should tell, ere I head off to Hell,
you have five minutes left to get out!”
Wrote this based on a one-liner funny that’s been circulating on Facebook lately. Enjoy 🙂
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