Top 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Will Destroy America

A nice little tidbit that I nicked from somewhere else on the net. Kinda my favourite thing: It’s a funny read, and it’s food for thought.🙂

    1. It’s Not Natural

    Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

    2. Other People Will Be Gay

    Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

    3. It Will Lead To Other Crazy Behavior

    Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

    4. Marriage Isn’t Open To Change

    Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all. Women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

    5. The Sanctity of Marriage Will Be Broken

    Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour-just-for-fun and Kim Kardashian’s 72-day-highly-profitable marriage would be destroyed.

    6. Marriage Should Produce Children

    Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

    7. Gay Parents = Gay Kids

    Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    8. It Is Not Supported By Religion

    Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

    9. A Male And Female Role Model Is Required

    Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressively forbid single parents to raise children.

    10. It Will Change the Foundation Of Society

    Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. We could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the downfall economy, or longer life spans.

    Source

I am neither American nor gay, but I do support LGBT rights in all countries. It is my firm opinion that people should be able to live as they please, provided that their way of life doesn’t hurt or significantly inconvenience anyone else, regardless of (including but not limited to) their sexual orientation, gender, age, religion, colour, income level, education level, where they were born or who their parents are. As long as you pay your taxes and are nice to other people, it’s fine with me!

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