ONLY 29 DAYS LEFT!
January 24, 2014 Leave a comment
Finally, now that every single Biblical prediction of the End of the World so far has failed, occasionally spectacularly, more often pathetically, and the Mayans disappointingly turned out not to have predicted anything at all, we’ve learned from previous experiences (or rather the lack thereof) and turn now to the rock solid predictions wrought from the ancient wisdom of Old Norse Mythology.
Mark down February 22nd, 2014, in your calendar while there’s still time! You don’t want to miss it!
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COMING SOON TO AN EARTH NEAR YOU!
IN REAL 3D*
* Extra fee for 3D glasses may apply in some regions.
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Personally I have my own theory:
“What are all those dancing monkeys doing here? Rather an odd and inappropriately up-beat display for the Day of the End of the World, isn’t it?”
“Well, it’s all very embarrassing and such, but it turns out there was a bit of a spelling error in the Old Scripture; It was supposed to read ‘Ape Calypso’.”
Saved by Dyslexia! Who would’ve thought? Pass the rum, and remember to bring bananas! No, not for scale! For the dancing monkeys!
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